Thursday, November 19, 2009

Stories To Look Forward To

Our crazy, annoying, police-calling, downstairs neighbors

Getting kissraped at work

My experiences with drugs and alcohol

My car gets broken into seconds before I step outside

The dark thing in my room at my new apartment

The night of the invasion of ball lightning

Guy in my grandma's basement gets stabbed in the neck

Stabber thrown through our front door by stabbee

Horseback riding in Park City

Officer Dick and his Pussewagon Posse (pronounced POOSwagon)

Hit-and-run in front of our house